Good morning, everyone. It's Friday, I'm Anakin Skywalker, and if you have class first period, you'd better be running instead of listening to me.

In classes yesterday, Baking Your Friend...wait, that can't be right--

*squirrelly snickering*

--though Pinkie Pie was missing and Derek was covered in flour...and then he had all of the students bake ( Read more... )

Well. Hopefully this weekend is going to be less weird than last week. Keep your singing to the showers, okay, everyone?

In classes, Baking was making croissants, which was apparently why Pinkie Pie was speaking with a French accent. If ponies can talk, might as well be with an accent, right? Meditation today got to work on a Jedi training ( Read more... )

This is Anakin Skywalker with your news from yesterday, surrounded by squirrels who are drenched in glitter and vowing eternal vengeance on Sparkle. You heard him tell you where the glitter was going to be. This is no one's fault by your own.

...and now there's boy squirrel kissing. There's not enough coffee in my life for this.

Moving on. In ( Read more... )

Good morning and Happy Halloween, everyone.

*spoooooooooooooooky noises*

...and the squirrels have found the seasonal sound effects.

*creaky door*

This is going to be an unbearable newscast.

*werewolf howl*

Anyway. In school, Pinkie Pie was dressed as a squirrel--

*cheering!*

in Baking class, and Derek was eventually talked into a kitty hat ( Read more... )

Hello, and for any alumni returning already, welcome back.

Unless you're Bel, in which case...bite me.

*chittering*

Put those flags away. I'm married. So. Classes. Creative Writing didn't talk about sex this week, which the squirrels found highly suspicious. Instead the students had to come up with a theme and work it into their stories. My ( Read more... )

Good morning from Skyrim, everyone, where there are plenty of sharp objects left to buy for souvenirs if your wife will let you.

*chittering*

No, she's not the boss of me, but it makes life easier when she's not pissed off. She'll look great in that tiara.

Anyway, we were in the town--city?--of Riften yesterday. At the inn, Nathan and Anders ( Read more... )

Good morning, everyone. I trust you're packing for the school trip by now.

*chittering*

...the squirrels are packing. I think you'll need more than rum and Hawaiian shirts. Where did you even find Hawaiian shirts in your sizes? You know what, never mind.

In classes, Pinkie Pie was suction cupped to the ceiling because of course she was, and the ( Read more... )

Good morning. This is Anakin Skywalker, the dean of students, wishing you a good morning and reminding you that you have several hours of classes to go before our visitors arrive, so if you're planning on running, make sure to leave your teachers a voice mail first.

*chittering*

Don't sound so surprised. I'm not always an asshole ( Read more... )

It's a Sunday. I'm not supposed to be here on Sundays.

*chittering*

I don't really care if you couldn't find Johnny. As long as he's not dating his roommate, I don't care what he does with his life. Let's get on with the notes--Rory and I have a standing brunch date that I can't miss. And stop petting my hair. It's creepy.

No one was around the ( Read more... )

This is Anakin Skywalker and apparently I'm doing radio now.

*chittering*

No, I don't really believe you missed me. But students, this is your only warning that whatever you get up to on Thursdays will be reported by me for all of your friends to hear and for me to give you detention over, so behave accordingly.

In classes, Friendship and ( Read more... )